meet me or not, i'm out of control
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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