People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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