This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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