I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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