ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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