Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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