This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
