drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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