Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
