If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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