I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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