This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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