i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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