Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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