She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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