He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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