did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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