I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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