Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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