Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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