And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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