Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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