Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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