All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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