she takes plan B like it's going out of style
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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