butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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