too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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