I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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