it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
a search helicopter?!
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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