Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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