Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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