Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Buhtt sex?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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