Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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