absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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