either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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