I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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