I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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