shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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