My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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