idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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