I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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