She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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