Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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