I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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