Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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