I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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