why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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