**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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