Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just pee around me
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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