Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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